"After your nasty fall on the staircase,
We rushed to the hospital from our place.
Since, now you'll play a story archetype,
Compared to last time, the details are hype:
Your actions, you see, have consequences
In distant worlds and multiple tenses."
"Don't I have some hero-type attribute,
Or a transistorized super-bitch suit?"
"Whatever you do integrates countless
Adventures of other protagonists;
Zillions of Olgas can't physically help,
But naming any number works as well."