"Soon as the reading group reaches consensus
The long-overdue Nice Age commences,
A rationalist, non-hierarchic,
Non-monetary body politic,
Informed by minds from Zeno to Žižek
That putting banks above men is bad sick!
"Now, about this channel subscribe button
Is that thing plain useless or a put-on?
The number's not based on reality--
Let's add a zillion names to it and see."
Like that, Sleazy Affairs was monetized;
Not long after, the show got pulverized.