Olga disembarked from the railroad coach
And like many others mispronounced 'Mauch.'
Since getting on ADSPOT and two more stops,
She felt that years off her life had been chopped.
Had they been Ulysses's with Calypso
Wasting them wouldn't make her feel gyped so.
Mauch Chunk ends, by being what it isn't,
In limbo like unborn Cathlick infants.
After Jim Thorpe, comes formerly known as
Like the town was taking an alias,
A fugitive in a state of panic,
Instead of updating their aesthetic.