"Bring out the contestant for 'Dirty Truth'
And put him in the isolation booth.
I can't, but our home viewers can read it:
Gay-Basher Caught Cruising Subway Toilet.
Now, I have three questions to try and guess
His dirty secret or make him confess!
"Are you the guy who wore a fedora
Back on the platform in Bryn-a Mawr-a?
And did you turn up in King of Prussia
When I called out racist gun militias?
And is your kink licking the assholes of
The worst plutocrats since the Romanoffs?"