"On today's Olga's Sleazy Affairs,
Carla the dominatrix from downstairs.
Is yours a satisfying existence,
Knowing that leather goes with the business?"
"Tell your audience and let them decide:
The only whips I use are Naugahyde!"
One episode, she had on a person
Whose sex mania had only worsened
"Since my therapist said, 'Stay out of harm!'
And I fled far away to a sheep farm."
"Would we see you lamb panties delectu ?"
"I'm more turned on by eating sheep pee-ewes!"