"Alright, boys and girls, it's 'Burning Books Time'!
Having given you all that tits and ass.
I'm sure my viewers will sit through a class.
Our 'Burning Hot Author' is Rabelais
(Who blurted out 'Balzac!'? You get an "A").
His giant addition to lit'rature:
That banquet of a man, Gargantua.
Of course, his socks were bigger than Jersey,
Why, the ells in his codpiece were twenty!
The curious may wonder what happens
When French chicks see what's under those wrappings.
Big laughs from a guy who was born in a
Projectile plume of diarrhea.