She green-lighted an old-time panel show
Complete with desk and fake picture window.
With her credentials she attracted guests
Who titillated and drew viewers best.
Most of all the show featured a book club
Sharing the bawdy pulp scuzzicles love,
Anything that turns spuds into readers--
Either of lit'rature's Nobel winners
Or the publishing world's grimiest rinds--
Just so they join the universal mind.
Good she meant to do, and as Plato put it
All men seek justice who recognize it.