"Wealthy from tech that they didn't invent
(Its source was the people's government)
They waste a miracle utility
To benefit themselves commercially.
I'm trying, Vern, to do something with it,
But Mauch Chunk's so brainwashed, I can't do shit."
"Okay, daughter-in-law, I'll bend the rules,
Which like 'Free Parking' is totally cool.
I'm rolling your unique cheat code facets
To unlock your emergency asset
And hope you find your power in time to
Outwit the goons who are out to get you!"