A toss of the die, she was in her room,
Escape-proof container for doom and gloom,
Watching the streaming broadcasts on YouSpew
Kvetching "Where has civility gone to?
And facts! What brain matters you stick them in,
But every moron has an opinion.
"This gal says she's an 'underwear hauler'!?
If I felt appaled, now I'm appaller.
For seven minutes she tries on outfits
That came by mail order, a stream of spandex.
A good show wouldn't use this as filler!
Their whole system's a network time killer."