"With national health care, this would be paid,
But that's not the reason our plan was made:
Signing forms that pry into their affairs
Fools people into thinking someone cares,
But, no one can pierce our bureaucracy.
The pool of subscribers is empty, see?"
Olga recalled Vern's tip for urgencies,
Like Reagan asking, "Where's the rest of me?"
"Now, you wait just a darn minute, buster!
See for yourself the names on the roster!"
"I'll look, but I'm sure about it...What's this?
There must be a million names on this list!"