Checking out, she realized her worst fears:
She had been in a coma seven years,
Missing the early childhood of her kids.
"No strollers? No turkey-hands on the fridge?
Why'd you let me sleep for so long?"
They understood right away what was wrong,
But sound business sense told them to keep her:
"You got useless treatments 'cuz they're'cheaper!"
So, she called up Vern and asked for a ride.
"Please, don't tell the kids and their dad you lied!
Their minds got over the fact I was dead.
Suppose I show up and fry their sweet heads!"