"We welcome you to Bryn Mawr Specific,
The best care from here to the Pacific.
The bill for your procedure, room, and board
Is more than our CEO could afford.
Think of the dozens attending you that
Smile knowing you are assuming their debts.
"We can't know the value of human life
So we gouge everybody, husband and wife.
Without a monetary incentive,
We'd turn our backs on our own relatives.
Who said Jesus loved his brother always?
Are they paying for all these giveaways?