"I was there, too, in another version:
Yours forgets I'm a whole separate person!
I knew you loved me but I ignored it,
A lady's ploy that's older than Sanskrit.
You helped me through pain pills addiction,
And pulled me through swamps of depression.
"Dad, you can have a clear conscience on it:
Not once were you suspect, lewd, or unfit!
Isn't the Archer code that intention
Is a creaky Freudian invention!"
She leaned toward him, "I don't care, my dear,
If you photographed my tits and my rear !