"My nutsiest tinkering with brainwaves
Was a ploy for your attention and raves.
I was hooked on your wide-eyed interest
In my biosubatomic funfest.
Tragically, my obsession went too far.."
"To hospital! I see us in the car!"
"That much you understood. What you didn't
Know of your fall, I had a hand in it:
The sonarpsychomotoraneum,
Leapt from my anguished, fevered cranium,
Putting at risk your life and the grandkids',
All so you would notice me. And you did."