In less time than Professor Harold Hill
Comprehended River City's trouble
Olga understood that at this train stop
One had to be mindful of the brain gap
For a system now in its infancy
Was effecting mass mental vacancies.
Meaning well, they had invented this thing
That sent signals to where you were living
On the pipes for the water and sewer
That infrastructure being a twofer:
In addition to water, cast iron
Was what they broadcast their VGA on.