"Between blue laws and just making stuff up,
I can have you yanked from here in cuffs."
"Relax, honey, but I oughta tell you,
The guys you're pissing off won't jail you.
Watch your card transactions and where you sleep,
Because they will watch, and holes here are deep!"
With the family she married into,
And the genius Vern was given to,
Stealing millon dollar secrets was rife;
Thwarting corp'rate mooks was a way of life.
So Olga, with Vern's latest invention,
Signed a million hotel registrations.