Just about then a few blonde hairs got mussed--
Guns were fired on both sides of a school bus.
"Of ways to stop gun violence, betcha one
Is making it harder to getcha one."
"Most women agree with you," said Doris,
"But sane gun laws get shot down by our courts,
"Which, since slave time ended last century,
Have leaned on one peculiarity
In our laws that prevents us, they say,
From restricting gun sales in any way.
Somehow, 'Don't limit trade, uh-uh, you better not!'
Protects trading fire with men, shot for shot.