Olga usually didn't touch the stuff,
But she slurped beer until she'd had enough.
"What's up with King of Prussia?" she wondered.
"Like into a shooting range I've blundered!
Everybody is armed! Are they at war?
Sit here like a person? Not any more!"
"We once kept slaves to balance our finance
And a constant peril is the penance:
Masters were wary of insurrection--
If your slaves revolt, you need protection--
But that reason to arm women is dead.
Now, they fear the men that were slaves, instead."