Swarms of doctors buzzed about like ghost flies
Their white coats and clipboards an alibi
To say they were healing, not murdering.
"What patients expect is so burdening!
By the time I finished med school, I had loans
To pay and course fees, so g'head and moan!
"All the doctors specialize at Bryn Mawr.
General practice? That's a hardy har har!
Don't you know nobody knows everything?
And specialist has such a pricey ring.
You get multiple versions of what ails:
To the hammer guy, everything's a nail."