"That's weird," the nurse said, "the chart over here
Has a check in a box that is quite clear:
This patient is 'unresponsive,' it says."
"What the fuck? I was practically dead!"
"Although I know her sounds must be nonsense,
Their meaning is unambiguous."
"Of course I can talk, you stupid dipshit!
Maybe YOU are the deaf one--is that it?"
In time, Olga learned from the orderly,
How health was administered locally.
"Our medical skills are formidable,
But they're completely unaffordable."