PHILCO: You're a beautiful and enchanting woman, and it's a pity to me the public will ultimately only remember you for your work in quantum cryptology and secure radio transmissions!

VERONICA: I know, right? And now they have another reason to forget my performance in Dance of the Fourth Through Sixth Veils!

I'll be known hereafter as the woman who was warned by a higher intelligence that the rivalry between Archaeons and Eukaryotes was reaching a boiling point!

VERONICA: Remember how weird and violent imagery filled my consciousness when I wore your helmet? We've since learned it was a projection of Eukaryote monstrosity!

What I didn't say was I received a dire warning that my destiny had changed! I understood it with my whole body, not my conscious thoughts, conveyed on the same feeling I get when I suddenly find an inspired solution to a frustrating science problem!

"I'm being guided by a voice from the Earth's liquid core to witness a final showdown between champions of the planet's two rival factions."

PHILCO: Liquid core? I though it was filled with raspberry jam! I have a voice in my head and it says I should get you to a doctor! How is it the Earth's core chose you, Veronica, to receive a doomsday greeting?

VERONICA: I'm a woman?

PHILCO: Nah! That's not it! I've known other women.

VERONICA: Would you believe this isn't my first dosey doe?

PHILCO: Say! How old are you, anyway?

VERONICA: Is that any question to ask a lady? I thought you were a gentleman!

PHILCO: Fair warning: I'm only gentle to a point!